Mr Slausen!


Me and my friends used to rent this movie every Halloween cause it's so funny. We had so many quotes from it we would say for years!

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(talking for mannequin, in a high voice:)
Yes, I'd like some crackers please.

hahahaha

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(chases Molly with fake Woody head)
"See my friend."

That was a silly quote.

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I know this one's more creepy than funny but Chick Conners delivery of the line has always been stuck in my mind when I think of this flick (Never thought I'd be reading THAT back to myself).

(Spoken as he applies the final touches of the "Plasterface" deathtrap)

"Your world is daaaark!"

Still surprising that's ol' Chuck Conners. :) Muy creepy.

"Two by two, hands of blue."

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Shhh..be still and don't fidget so much!

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"Pretty...Pretty" - Chuck Connors (he sure wasn't playing Lucas McCain in this one. Great stuff!

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"Weeeer gonna have a parrrrrrty! How do I look, huh? How do I looook?"

"He's jealous of me. That's why he mkes me wear these stupid masks. He's afraid she'll be attracted to meeee."

"He doesn't like it when I use my power, but it feels good when I use it. I shouldn't have to hide it! It feels goooood!"

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If you watch this movie the way it was intended to be viewed it's not funny at all. It's incredibly creepy and disturbing.

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Just the same old warmed over slop. Connors deserved more, but got less. Even so the first ten ninutes is extremely funny even though it doesn't make much sense.

Nothing is more beautiful than nothing.

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I agree. The only parts I found funny were Davey's little speeches. Otherwise this scared the hell out of me.


"I've been living on toxic waste for years, and I'm fine. Just ask my other heads!"

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This film isn't silly, it's brilliantly creepy and effective!

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