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This is the breast movie I've ever seen

posted 17 years ago by bbagnall
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Loved it! Absolutely no real actors except for the beautiful Caroline Monro, Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff. The evil emperor looks like a porn star except with worse acting. "Hard labor" consists of carrying two pound white globes on stretchers. They should try construction - that's hard labor. And Europeans call Americans dumb. But hot damn Caroline Munro is nice to look at!

[–] savagesteve13 15 years ago

I think calling David Hasselhoff an actor is pushing it.

[–] BrainGremlin 15 years ago

Nice pun there, buddy.

"Put a warm rug in the car. It's cold outside when you have to go about naked." - The Invisible Man

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[–] BrainGremlin 14 years ago

Yes there is. "This is the breast movie I've ever seen" is the pun. Lots of exploited girls in this (even if there's no actual nudity shown). You may argue against that, but it's still a pun even if its meaning is false.

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Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless.

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