Tom's tricked-out van!
Hey, how come nobody's mentioned Tom's tricked-out 70s van (If you have, and I missed it, I apologize in advance)??? :D
I know it's old-school, but back in the day, those were the bomb. I had wanted a van just like his with a waterbed, an 8-track stereo, and shag carpeting. I had also wanted my bedroom to look like Riff's, so I bought these two giant speakers, and put them on either side of my bed. I almost went deaf. It was so cool! LOL!
I can bring whole cities to ruin, and still have time to get a soft shoe in.