Restaurant scene


Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: The second way to kill a vampire, Count; three silver bullets through the heart!
Cindy Soundheim: Jeffrey!
[Jeff shoots Dracula three times]
Count Dracula: No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf
Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: A werewolf? Really? Are you sure?
[Guards start to take him away]
Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: [to the guards] No harm done! The man's all right! This was for a werewolf! No problem! Calm down! Take it easy! I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing!

To me,THAT was one of the most hilarious scenes in movie history.

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I can't argue with you on that one. LOL
Still cracks me up now.

My other favourite is when Rosenburg is in a straight jacket,in the ambulance, about to get an injection:
"Watch the bubble. Watch the bubble. WATCH THE BUBBLE!!!"
Tiny scene but I still love it.

I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee.

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I still to this day quote the scene where Jeffrey and the Count are each trying to put the other to sleep:

"You're getting very sleepy!"
"NO, YOU are!"

Hilarious!

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Totally classic. And while the guys are flexing their machismo, the girl gets fed up and walks away.

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Thanks for the quote! That is my favorite scene from the movie. I don't think I've seen it since 1980, but I still remember that scene. This was the last movie I saw at one of the old single-screen theaters downtown (the "Fox" in Springfield, Missouri) before it was closed; they were showing "dollar movies" at the time.

Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever.

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