How come *I* never...


had rich parents; lived in Europe and in France; had a cool bedroom where I could take friends; HAD cool friends like that, and an interesting if ugly French boyfriend; and could caper all around town with him and my friends, heck, all over the countryside. Go on a train ride with Sir Larry. I had horrible parents up my butt all the time, even if I lived in a village full of morons in nowheresville. A little romance, my butt. This is a romantic comedy for 12 year olds.

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