The new phone book's here!! The new phone book's here!!

No.... but I always check to see if my names in the new book, now how sad is that?


I hear voices, they say go home, go to bed early, but I always ignore them, and carry on killing.

No, djopdyke, you're not the only one. I do it every time a new phone book shows up in the mail box. Where we live, we get two a year. I get to be a "jerk" twice per year. LOL

I do it too. Love it.

There's nothing like an ice cold beer on a hot Christmas morning

You're not the only one, and, sadder still, I still think it's funny every time I say it. :(

Same here. I always get excited when I see the new phone book in the driveway. I'll grab it, hold it over my head, jump around, and re-enact the scene from the movie. I have gotten some funny looks from people in my life who aren't familiar with the movie or have never seen me do it before. "Things are going to start happening to me now!"

Always my favorite day of the year. I say it every time.

Yes, I do it too! And I check to see my name in it.

Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever.

When I got my first apartment with phone and the new phone books came out months later I went wild, let's just keep it at that.