One thing I have a hard time believing...
Billy-Clyde, Barbara-Jane and Shake have all been friends since childhood. And then, as fate would have it, Billy-Clyde and Shake go to college, become professional grade football players, become top draft picks, and then become offensive starting players, not to mention passer and receiver, on the same team that happens to be owned by Barbara Jane's father. What are the odds!?
Stacy - "We got a job"
Uncle John - "What kind?"
Stacy - "The Forever Kind..."