Touching Grampa Where His Bathing-Suit Covers Makes Grampa Smile.
Every time Kirk Douglas tries to flash his "rogue-ish grin", that's what keeps popping into my mind ["C'mon, touch Grampa and make 'im smile"]. His age-inappropriate, preening idiocy in this picture is rivalled only by Chuck Heston in Soylent Green.
Now that I think about it, Harrison Ford is paddling a canoe in this direction even as we speak...