Days of Heaven but 2 hours of Hell (1978) REVIEW

Days of Heaven but 2 hours of Hell (1978)


SPOILERS FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE WEEKS IN HEAVEN


-this film is made for middle aged women

-its about a young richard gear who looks like bruce springsteen

-so bruce works in a factory

-but hes shit at it

-so his boss tries to help him out

-but bruce flies into an autistic rage and assaults him then quits

-then he and his missus and some other little girl

-who is either their daughter or one of their sisters

-i really dont know because these motherfuckers whisper half the time

-and then theres some other girl who hangs out with the little girl

-but i thought this was the same girl whos married to bruce

-took me until about halfway through to realise they were different people

-and the little girl smokes btw

-terrible parenting

-and bruce's girlfriend is the single most bland actress ive ever seen

-seriously this bitch is more wooden then richard gear

-so the story is about bruce trying to whore his girl onto some rich bloke to get money off him when he dies of his terminal illness

-and for it to work bruce has to pretend his girlfriend is his sister (we've all been there)

-but bruce unexpectedly gets upset when he realises he's cucked himself

-brilliant plan bruce who saw that coming

-but yeah the plan's going well anyway

-until bruce starts necking the girl in an open field

-and outside a barn

-and again in the middle of the same field

-so rich boy gets mad and burns down his own estate

-no one quite knows why

-and then more shit happens but its a really boring film so i stopped caring halfway through

-and oh yeah ennio macaroni does the soundtrack

-but its shit so just watch the good the bad and the ugly instead of this shit

-6/10