Wide receiver
Why wasn't Damien the Quarterback? He's supposed to be a leader.
Quote: I don't like "repeat offenders" I like "dead offenders"! Ted Nugent, Motor City Madman.
Before he accepts his Satanic heritage, he is shown to be somewhat unsure of himself, so perhaps the coach noticed his lack of confidence? Or maybe he was a really good wide receiver?
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A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe?