Is It Just Me, Or Is Bruce Dern's Hair TOO LONG To Play A Marine?
I served in the U.S. Air Force (somewhat lax compared to the Marines), but SOMEBODY would've marched me down to the barber shop, IF my hair was as long as Bruce Dern's was in "Coming Home." Man, you CAN'T have hair obscuring your ears, and curling up behind your head, and stuff!
Also, Dern had a broomstick stuck SO FAR up his ass - throughout the movie - that I wanted to kill him in the end!!! Hell, he returns from 'Nam, and ALL he wants to do is hang out and get drunk with his buddies? What is Jane Fonda, chopped liver? If it were me, I would've told Jane's friend, "Vi," to split, then I'd "do" Jane, silly. I mean, woman on top, missionary, spoons, the WHOLE nine yards! Yeah, I know, THEN there WOULDN'T be a movie.
I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen?
Michael Douglas ("D-FENS"), in "Falling Down"