Andrew Steven's DVD Commentary

The worst commentary I have ever heard. For those who haven't heard it, this is what I took away from it. "I cut my ski vacation short to make this movie. I was supposed to fly 1st class to Luzon but flew coach. I roomed with Stan Shaw and I am much better than him, at everything. I hurt my ankle but was still better than Stan Shaw. I risked cancer b/c I inhaled the smoke from burning tires used to make the smoke in the movie. Did I mention I am better than Stan Shaw? We were all accomplished musicians, listen to me play the harmonica. I got a sunburn. One day when testosterone levels were high, Stan Shaw and I got in a terrible argument over Lucille Arnez's age. I don't know what his problem was. I found a carving of a Saint that really scared Stan Shaw, he thought was a voodoo doll. Look at me in the background, my hat looked funny. When you play soccer on a ship you have to be careful to not kick the ball overboard, because you can't get it back..."

I think Noble Willingham could have done a better job.