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When will they remake this?


SW is currently owned by Disney.
A company built on milking every single property down to the last drop.

Their milking is achieved through re releases, spinoffs, sequels, remakes, reboots.
I am quite sure that they are almost done with the first three egregiously made phases.
They will hit the "let's just remake the trilogy" moment soon.
I predict within the next 5 years.

When do you think?
How many characters will swap race/sex/age?

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I'd honestly love it if they remade the original trilogy.

Not that I'd be interested in watching them but oh my the fan meltdown would be biblical. Just making a remake would trigger the fans but if they actually made the cast more diverse, say a black Luke Skywalker... oh goodness, the fans would lose the plot.

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I am a Star Wars fan.
I am a fan of good cinema.
I am a fan of art.

I am not a fan of assholes that just want to profit on others, on their talent, on their art.
Hence, I would loathe the idea of yet another useless remake.

What are you a fan of?

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They remade it at least twice--

Return of the Jedi (a Bigger, Badder Death Star!)

and

The Force Awakens (didn't have a galaxy destroyer or something?)

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true, but

oh...something

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Disney's remake of ep iv

Leia is a drag queen fighting for LGBT rights across the galaxy

Darth Vader is a white supremacist trying to build a galactic wall

Luke is a sideshow, powerless and a Cuck, only mumbles and adds nothing to the story

Han Solo is a brave lesbian who just had "them" third abortion this month

The whole story revolves around the rights of indegenous aliens to receive reparations


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