I finally have a light saber!
Forty-odd years and I finally got one, it's green and makes a proper "whum whum" sound when I swish it!
And it's the only thing in the world that frightens the kitten, who can be a very bad little boy at times. Maybe he isn't just a little darling who can get bitey when he loses his mind during playtime, maybe he really IS a Sith apprentice...