God Awful

After watching this mess of a movie on TCM last night, I can see why my instincts kept me
away from it for so many decades.

This so-called fantasy has the look of a '70's TV movie, and the humor of a "Love American,
Style" rerun (with about half of the charm). Seriously, a laugh-track would've suited most
of the scenes, especially those in Denver's house "with the kids."

John Denver is surprisingly game, as is the always reliable Teri Garr. But the talky,
repetitious script never gets beyond its opening suggestions, and relies on religious
clichés, while shying away from any real attempt to confront both Bible-belt believers
AND non-believers (both should come away very satisfied, as the movie is just too "safe"
to raise any genuine discussion). On top of which, the laughs are corny and few.

I won't give away the ridiculous, completely unsatisfying ending, but will say it wastes
the talents of about 14 excellent character actors (the great Donald Pleasance must've
come in a 8:00 to start work, and checked out at 9:27) It also features special effects
so mundane, they look like something out of "I Dream of Jeannie."

As for George Burns, he is obnoxious, unconvincing, and very miscast as "God."

Recommended only for morons.