Ellen! (Animal Chick from the AM Today skit)
I worked at a Wal-Mart with Ellen Regan, the lady who got her shirt ripped off by the gorilla.
She's such an awesome person! She moved out to the east coast and I haven't heard from her since, but I'll never forget her. She had a great sense of humor, and she loved Zoolander!
TRIVIA: She NEVER watched the whole Kentucky Fried Movie. Being a Catholic, she left after the "girls in trouble" bit. She missed out, though. Great movie.
...and she HATED John Landis! She said he was a "screamer" who got on everybody's nerves.
By the time you've finished reading this you've already read it.