Are you ready for this?
(By the way, if you are not familiar with the "blacked out" text, it is a "spoiler", so you need to move your cursor on it to see the text it hides.)
How about a "G" movie that has two women skinny dipping and splashing around, then drying off in the sun...
HINT: One of the two is Jane Seymour.
Hint #2: While it is NOT prominent, you can see a nipple in a cross-chest view while she is screaming as a monster approaches.
Give up? Or did you guess it already? The movie is SINBAD AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER.
Next crazy rating:
Have you seen an originally rated "X" movie that has been re-released and re-rated, and has been sold in WalMarts for at least five years?
HINT: It is a sci-fi/fantasy, also from a similar mold as THE FIFTH ELEMENT.
Hint #2: The movie is the origin of the name of a well known (older) rock band.
Hint #3: It stars Jane Fonda.
The movie in question is rated "PG"(!!??!!) and was based on a French comic strip. It opens with someone removing a "spacesuit", and as more (and more) of the "suit" is removed, it becomes abundantly clear the person inside is a woman, namely a young Jane Fonda. Do NOT confuse the current "PG" DVD with what has been broadcast on TV and cable, because there are several versions with different special effects (notably starbursts, stars, or bubbles) floating around the screen to obscure the "naughty bits", and some of the dialog has been cut and/or altered "for time and content".
The band name came from this movie as the name of a missing man Barbarella was sent to find, and who turns out to be the main villian, Duran Duran!
BARBARELLA was originally rated "X" when it first came out. If you search around on eBay and some of the other websites, there are occasionally some of the laserdisc copies for sale, with pictures to prove it is the original "X" version. I should also mention how there was a name change, probably so the re-rated version named BARBARELLA QUEEN OF THE GALAXY won't be confused with the "X" rated shorter named copy! However, the "PG" version does include a word that rhymes with "maggots", and its use is prominent, (but at least only once).
"PG" indeed...
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