Catholic high school girls in trouble - The Kentucky Fried Movie (1978) Discussion

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[–] Littlebitsofgaming 18 years ago

A Fist Full Of Yen, which goes on way too long

It's SUPPOSED to go on longer than the others...it's the MAIN FEATURE of the film.

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[–] bj_arni 18 years ago

I actully find Fistfull of Yen to be the greatest part of the film, followed by Catholic High School Girls in Trouble and the rest of the movies by Samuel L. Brokowitz.

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[–] bj_arni 18 years ago

Catholic High School Girls in Trouble and Cleopatra Schwartz were making fun of both the adult oriented films and the trailers that ciruclated during the 70's. As well as Disaster films along the lines of "That's Armageddon".

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[–] lilant 18 years ago

lol

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[–] rifmaphe 18 years ago

a fistful of yen is brilliant.

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[–] brandon762 18 years ago

I like the one where the couple is listening to the sex tape thing.
"She may latch onto his honker if she is so inclined." LOFL!

I also like the Death Appeal.
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[–] Bird_Dog 17 years ago

You have my gratitude

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[–] drmark7 18 years ago

>>> What was the joke/point to "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble?"
>>> Was there an overall satire/parody to it?

An answer was:
>>> (They were) making fun of both the adult oriented films and the trailers
>>> that circulated during the 70's.

True, but even more specifically, trailers for Roger Corman/New World movies like WOMEN IN CAGES, THE BIG DOLL HOUSE, THE BIG BIRD CAGE and CAGED HEAT. I thought for years that CHSGIT was just a -generic-, -action- parody. But I saw these trailers on the HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD DVD and just about fell out of my chair. Some scenes in CHSGIT are copied EXACTLY- The scene with the midget whipping the girl- is near identical to a whipping scene in THE BIG DOLL HOUSE. Those films were meant to be tongue in cheek, but are hard to view now wo. thinking of KFM. AND YES THERE'S MORE!... The NARRATOR of those trailers is THE EXACT SAME GUY!!! RON GANZ... He is named in the HB commentary as the narrator of the New World trailers and his only credit at IMDB is "Kentucky Fried." But he's done dozens of trailers. If you like KFM, you should see HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD an earlier attempt at film parody with a -bit- more of a plot.

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[–] dehumanized 17 years ago

Actually, I was thinking "CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN TROUBLE" was a spoof more along the lines of trailers like Russ Meyer's "SUPERVIXENS" and "BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS". (Virtually the same trailer)

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[–] cool302 16 years ago

hollywood boulevard dvd where can i find it? Kentucky fried movie the funniest movie i ever seen on vhs drmark7!

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[–] ibsogreat 14 years ago

I thought the narrator for Catholic High School Girls in trouble was Shadoe Stevens. Doesn't he narrate all of those trailers for the movie?

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[–] dalldorfw 15 years ago

It's a spoof of 1970's porn movies.

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[–] josephnatescott 9 years ago

"It's a spoof of 1970's porn movies." No, it's a spoof of '70s R-rated movies.

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[–] dalldorfw 9 years ago

They're kinda the same.

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[–] josephnatescott 9 years ago

Kind of, but I think the real-life Samuel L. Bronkowitz would be Samuel Arkoff as much as anybody.

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[–] dalldorfw 9 years ago

OK, well I guess Samuel Arkoff never produced a porn (as far as I know), but maybe they were counting on him doing so and wanted to be the first ones to lampoon it. They bring up Marilyn Chambers at one point which leads me to believe...

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[–] harryfyhr 8 years ago

I guess he was building a fighting force

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[–] dalldorfw 8 years ago

In this case, I think you mean a fu(king force (one of extra ordinary magnitude, of course)

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[–] jaxon3-1 18 years ago

yeah that part was funny.

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[–] avnrulz 18 years ago

Hey, gratuitous female nudity was the basis for a lot of films in the '70's, thank God! ;) I love this movie, and 'Amazon Women on the Moon!' You also have to understand, when I rode the trains in NYC for High School, there was a Catholic Girls High School just up the tracks from us,and they were always on the train when we got on in the afternoon. So, we got to live and see the humor in it everyday!

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[–] Thomasco 18 years ago

"You also have to understand, when I rode the trains in NYC for High School, there was a Catholic Girls High School just up the tracks from us,and they were always on the train when we got on in the afternoon. So, we got to live and see the humor in it everyday!"

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[–] [email protected] 18 years ago

A Fistful of Yen is brilliant, especially when the lady scientist points out the bugs in the room, finally ending with her pointing to a guy in the corner with a boom mike, and the main character pulling down the boxing ring mike.LOL
It's absolute genius! That guy turned up later as Dirty Harry's partner in "The Dead Pool".

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[–] rustygaidzik 18 years ago

The best parts of Fist Full of Yen is when he's fighting the big guy near the end and he's having trouble but manages to knock the big guy over and stomps on his neck in slowmotion (with neckbreaking sound), but then he gets back up and in slow motion with the audio turned off he mouths the words "What the *beep* 2nd is the beginning where dr. kron brings in a prisoner chops off his head and yells "Take take him to be tortured." And of course the funniest is the entire Wizard of Oz ending. BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS! the funniest part of the entire kentucky fried movie is the last sketch. It is the weirdest, funniest most original sketch ever filmed by a couple of guys, and a girl, with a camera. If you ever have or ever will make it with a girl while the tv happens to be on then you will know what I am talking about. But this is the kind of movie where each time you watch it you notice something different. This is because you tend to miss a lot the first time through because you and your friend's laughter is too loud. See this with some friends.

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[–] avnrulz 18 years ago

I love the things he throws at the bad guy during Fistful of Yen, including a Chevy Big Block V-8 (I think)!

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[–] cbgiant 18 years ago

That was definetely not a Big Block Chevy engine !!!
Ever seen one? At over 500 lbs., they’re about as big as a 20 gallon air tank !!!
No one on earth could sling one around in such a manner.

It most likely was a very small transmission.

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[–] avnrulz 18 years ago

You are correct, sir! I saw the clip of the fight on 'youtube', and it was a transmission!

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[–] Dick24 18 years ago

"I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling!"

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[–] Rob_T_Firefly 18 years ago

What are you saying?

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[–] grinermike 18 years ago

The thing he kills the guy with is a transmission

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[–] michaelexarkun 18 years ago

Shower scene 'nuff said.

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[–] Dick24 18 years ago

Go here: http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/12879

In Mexico senor, these are the years of sadness.

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[–] michaelexarkun 18 years ago

You were probably alot younger when you first saw the movie and perceived them as massive.
Now, with breast enhancements commonplace, it's not uncommon to see mountainous mammaries.

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[–] Dick24 18 years ago

That is an excellent point. Our perspective has been changed by advancements in plastic surgery.

Still an awesome pair of breasts.

In Mexico senor, these are the years of sadness.

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[–] jgroub 17 years ago

"Go here: http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/12879";

Thanks for the link! Ah, mammaries. Um, I mean memories.

I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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[–] Dick24 17 years ago

You're welcome. Gotta love that Uschi!

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[–] Hydracubus (791) 2 years ago

Came to this thread just to specifically talk about Uschi Digard's big Swedish milkers

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[–] michaelexarkun 18 years ago

One question I've always had about the shower scene with Uschi(Ursula) Digard, when her breasts are bouncing off the shower glass with the guy is standing behind her, what are they doing exactly?
Can you really have sex in that position?

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[–] Rob_T_Firefly 18 years ago

Maybe you can't, but I bet Uschi could.

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[–] michaelexarkun 18 years ago

But how can the guy's thing reach her thang, if they are both standing straight up?

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[–] scullyfan-1 18 years ago

Uhh, you want a diagram? Very careful positioning.

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[–] michaelexarkun 18 years ago

Diagram? Well, if you can please.

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[–] FatKidWithGlasses 16 years ago

But how can the guy's thing reach her thang, if they are both standing straight up?

To quote a contestant on "The Newlywed Game"

"Uh, that'd be the butt, Bob."

Get it?

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[–] michaelexarkun 16 years ago

mattg675 : To quote a contestant on "The Newlywed Game"

"Uh, that'd be the butt, Bob."

Get it?

Oh, yeah, I see it now, he was banging her in the bu*t.

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[–] FatKidWithGlasses 16 years ago

Oh, yeah, I see it know, he was banging her in the bu*t.

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[–] eagle-78 16 years ago

"One question I've always had about the shower scene with Uschi(Ursula) Digard, when her breasts are bouncing off the shower glass with the guy is standing behind her, what are they doing exactly?
Can you really have sex in that position?"

Well, look up the guy in that scene - Michael Kearns - and you'll see that (a) he was used to that position and (b) he was REALLY acting... ;)

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[–] grinermike 18 years ago

Sorry Chum, Thats a matter of opinion. This movie rocks all the way through and it may be yours and others favorite part but far from it if you read through these posts. It is an excellent segment though especially the boobs in the shower sounding like balloons being rubbed real hard. The pie to the horses butt and John Landis "showing" his nuts. This movie is awesome!.

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[–] Rob_T_Firefly 18 years ago

Do you suppose he still gets people walking up to him and saying "Show me yer nuts?"

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[–] aford-13 17 years ago

That wasn't John Landis, it was Steven(sp?) Bishop

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