Kelly- Hey Micheal
-no answer-
Kelly- Hey Micheal Leak!
Micheal- Craig?
Kelly- Who the *beep* is Craig!?
Micheal- oh $hit!..... You must be Kelly then
*beep* was full!- Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation
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Kelly to Arika about if he has a gf- a couple but nothing serious....wait a minute, nothing serious, exactly! I just realized what the hell am I doing here? I'm Kelly Leak, I'm a loner, I'm not close to anyone! I get more ass than a toilet seat! And I'm disapointing all my thirteen year- old fans, see
ya (runs off)
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Buttermaker- What if he tries something?
Amanda- That's what I'm praying for
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Kelly- Got a Harley- Davidson, does that turn you on? Harley Davidson.
Lady- You have big eyebrows.
KeLlY lEaK!!!! Best Baseball Player eva!!!
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