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Fav MST3K lines!

posted 19 years ago by yesterdaysman_2000
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Here are my favs:

Mike: They are WAY over-southerning.

Geri: "What the matter? What's wrong with him coming here?"
Crow: He'll see us.

Mom: "I just don't want you to be too disappointed if he doesn't come."
Crow: MOTHER, that's private.

Locals looking at Mick; Crow: "Have we violated you yet?"

Mom: "You can give him some of Daddy's old clothes. They're upstairs in the storage room."
Crow: Along with Daddy.

Roger's Boss: "It's gonna take me the rest of the week to replace those worms. If I can replace them. You're gonna dig deep buddy boy, and I mean deep. Down to your toenails!
Servo in southern accent: I have half a mind to cancel your health benifits.

Mick: "Remember what I told you."
Crow: In the north, I'm considered very handsom.

Roger: "I told you it's a SOOprise!"
Servo: I'm charmed by your creepiness.
Crow: I got tickets to the George Wallace concert.

Geri upset, Crow: They cancelled Hee-Haw!

Mick: "If Roger can see, he'll probably try to make his way home too."
Crow: If Roger can see? Do worms routinely blind people?

Servo: Ah, the fertile septic fields of the deep south.

Mick: "Roger?"
Servo: Rerun? Dwayne? Dee? Momma? Shirley?

Crow: It's a pencil with hair! Oh no, it's her.

Servo: Damn, she out southerned me.

Sister turning on shower; Servo: Oh, son of a b!tch. Great workout.

Geri: "Take these candles to her."
Servo: I was gonna work on my fade away jumper but sure."

Alma: "Momma, don't scare me."
Servo: I spend my life scaring you child, it's my job.

Woman: "Stop doing that."
Sheriff: "Doin' what?"
Crow: Being a horrible, grey beaver toothed Randy Travis.

Mick throwing away torch; Mike: Ah, to hell with the Olympics.

Crow: You know this whole movie definitely illustrates one unshakeable principle. Never go to the south for any reason. In fact, please south secede will you. We won't stop you this time.
Mike: CROW!
Crow: Oh come on, they know we hate em.

Mick climbing on tree; Mike: You know it helps that I'm smooth and nutless.
Crow: See how my scrotumless bottom fits snugly with the tree.

MR. BEARDSLY!!!

[–] veestar614 19 years ago

LOL, thats great!!! Loved every single one, but you forgot the best one of them all....

"Jus' pickin' up momma..."

"Forget the pooch, where's the hooch!"

[–] etchedk 19 years ago

getting the sheriff to lookat the bones: we need you to help us call "mr beardsley!!!"

good night tim, where ever you are

[–] darobite-1 19 years ago

the funniest thing about this movie was the intermission where Crow wishes he never would see Mike again, and Mikey the Mike sprite appears and makes Mike disappear, and crow and servo don't care, they only wish him back cause Mikey asks them too. Then servo says I hope i never see Mikes socks again, and Mike Sockseys the mike socks sprite appears and takes away mikes socks.

[–] gideon_7 19 years ago

No springs!!

What was that, screaming practice?

[–] 19 years ago

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[–] The_Juggernaut_07 18 years ago

Mr.Beardsly? Im only gonna call you 50 more times

Mr. Beardsly!!!? huh its almost like he's not here or something...Mr.BEARDSLY!!

Repair man (mumbles ALOT when talking) well now da powers fixed and which ways into town, jus lettin ya know yall can come down now

Mike - Thanks Hank Hills friend

[–] GRWeston 18 years ago

Mick: I wonder what made the worms behave like that.
Crow: Maybe it was the medication they were taking?

[–] GazHack 18 years ago

Mother: "Dang! She out-Southerned me."

[–] sharkattack1978 17 years ago

this wasn't a line more an action, when the opening title appears "SQUIRM" they do the action while sitting in the seats. cracks me up every time.

SharkattackUK

[–] beefgerky15 17 years ago

"I am going to Willem Defoe ALL over you"

[–] Book1245 17 years ago

"There's enough oil on that shirt to burn for a looooooooooooooooong time"

"Why would they want the Duke's...son killed?"

[–] maddhatr1999 17 years ago

i think it was crow making fun of the mother: "i got the farts..uh i mean the vapors."

[–] data_girl_3 16 years ago

1) All the lines during and referring to the Mr. Beardsley scene.

2)Mother: Maybe the bus from the airport can't get through
Crow(?): And maybe giant cows will attack too. What's your point?

3)Can't remember who said this: I deduced that by NOT opening the door.

4)Servo: Wa-ha! I produced a dust pan out of thin air!

5)All the 'oh, no, it's her' lines.

6)(As Mick is dropped of on the dock while Jeri and Roger continue fishing)
Crow: Save the girl or go antiquing? Hmmm.... Antiques, here I come.

7)Mick: If only we knew whose bones those were.
Servo: We better start looking for a boneless person.

I'm sure I have more, but I haven't watched the MST3K version in a while, so I know I'm forgetting some.

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[–] darceyunderwood 15 years ago

Mick: *stumbles through swamp, falls in hole, hears giggling, sees Geri* Hi, Geri.
Servo: *sarcastically* Sharpened bamboo sticks at the bottom were a nice touch. Ow.
Mick: *climbs out of hole and spreads arms in a 'ta da' motion*
Crow: I'm an idiot!

^^^ Bwah! That whole scene just tears me up. I laugh so hard I hurt at that part.

Mick: *delays Geri leaving in order to clumsily kiss her*
Servo, as Geri: What are you doi--? YUCK GROSS DON'T!!!

Geri: *showers*
Crow: I love to watch women exfoliate.

Geri: *laughing*
Mike: Who's EEE EEE-ing?

Mick: *getting off the bus*
Mike, as bus driver: You'll also need a conical hat with eyeholes...

Various Mick lines:
Perhaps my damp redness could help?
I like to chafe!
Wow. She's nice! If only I were a little straighter...
Death by particleboard!
I didn't get any wood but I broke my ankle...

Various lines from the Spring short that I love:
Heeey, how'd I get so old???
So, one clod says one thing and the whole world pays???
So Coiley waited all eternity for this moment, and he backs down almost instantly?!
Can't decide between short sleeves or long? Split the difference!
I own your a$$ fat boy, get back here!
Rip, tear, expose, horrify friends...
Helps if you're stupid!

LOLOLOL! I love Squirm, it's one of my favorite episodes. I could watch it again and again and not get tired of it. :)

[–] chocolatepiazza 15 years ago

I love the whole think but my fav would have to be the whole riff when one of the 'bots (can't think which one for the moment) gets "over southern" and they have to adminster pastrami and show pics of George Stienbrenner---That and of course "Mr. Beardsley?!"

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[–] TitusYorick 15 years ago

* (During the credits, the producer - George Manasse)
CROW: George Man Ass . . . the E is silent.

* (Shows the house for the first time)
MIKE: Wow, the addition blends right in.

* (Shows Roger)
CROW: If Steve Young and Alvin the Chipmunk had a baby!

* (Shows a tide of worms flowing down the hall)
CROW: Uh, does anyone know where we're going?

* EEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

* (Tree falls on the house)
SERVO: We have got to secure that tree better, this keeps happening.

* (Mick carrying plywood)
CROW: Five feet, a break. Five feet, another break.

* (Worms in the bath tub)
MIKE: Anyone see the Mr. Bubble?

* (Mick gets off the boat)
CROW: Hmm, save the girl or go antiquing, hmm . . . Antiques, here I come!

* (Mick gets off the bus and Bus Driver tells him what he'll need to get to Fly Creek)
MIKE: Oh, and you'll need a conical hat with eye holes poked into it.

* (Roger tells how his father starts the worm farm)
CROW: Started with his own tape worm.

* The theme from Deliverance.

* (Mick pokes at the skeleton)
SERVO: Oh, okay great, you got my jaw, now what're you gonna do, genius?
MIKE: What the . . . what . . . you creepy little weiner, what the hell?

I could go on and on, but I'm guessing people wouldn't keep reading if I did.

[–] Cypher_Angel 15 years ago

ANYTHING from the Spring sketch. Best: "Look, it's Coily's army of darkness!"

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If Adolph Hitler flew in today, you'd send a limousine anyway

[–] james-cynthia6780 15 years ago

"I'm an Imperial Grand Dragon and I still have to drive a bus."

"No, YOU'RE gonna be the Worm-Face!"

[–] jrryr8 10 years ago

We shape our hair into waves down here, boy.

[–] Phoeces 9 years ago

The Grand Dragon line is my third favourite.
Here goes number one and number two.
And it ain't about them bodily functions:
"I smell pork, and it ain't the special."
"I slept with my son!"