'Shampoo Sketch' - did I imagine this?
Around 20 years ago (or maybe more?), we rented out a Muppets video one weekend. One of the sketches I remember featured on that tape was a news reporter-type setup, with the interviewer asking people about what shampoo they use.
The punchline came when one Muppet answered with:
"I don't use SHAMpoo. I use REAL poo!".
Seems a bit scatological for the Muppets, but it stuck in my mind for many years (until I finally "got" the joke when I was older and knew what "sham" meant). I can't find any mention of this sketch on the Internet so... Was it real?