I thought no one was this dumb in real life until
I was telling my mom about when they asked for a 3 letter animal, and someone said alligator. I started trying to name all the 3 letter animals I could. Cat, rat, bat, dog ... then I said eel, and my mom says, "that's not an animal!"
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If I ever start referring to these as the best days of my life, remind me to kill myself.