It was always a toss-up between her coach house....

...and Mork and Mindy's Victorian walk-up.

Live above a stable of horse poop or with constant Exidor visits. Hmmmmmm.

Both came with constant alien and governmental interruptions. Both had charming stained glass and impeccably wood craftsmanship.

I guess it boils down to location. Ojai? Or Boulder? Hmmmm, I gonna have to go with Ojai. Plus the open floor plan and the brass bed in the living room. The fireplace. Yeah, it's the coach house for me. But I will keep the Colorado property as a rental and winter vacation home when me and the Bionic misses want to go snowboarding. Pack your moon boots, Jaime! We're off to the American Rockies.

Let's see who takes the bait.