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I will die if I don't get this recipe...

posted 17 years ago by Miguel_Cane
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...I will die if I don't get this recipe... I will die if I don't get this recipe... I will die if...
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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

If you tell me you don't like this dress I'm going to stick my head right in the oven!

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

When you come back, there will be a woman with my name and my face, she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures and SHE WON'T BE ME!
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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Hell! Ed's lucky if I keep him in white bread!

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

If I went around apologizing every time I got smashed I would be wandering around saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry."

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

It's a new blend and very mild...

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

She cooks as good as she looks, Ted.

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

She's a German Virgo; she'd lick my shoes if I told her to.

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Their thing is, you know, to serve.

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Well, this tourist has a house and two kids and no German Virgo.

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

The only competiton I've got left is two teenage boys with permanent erections.

[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Send them to my place.

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

There, Frank.

[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Oh, Frank, you're the king!

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

You're the champion!

[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Pssssst, over there. That's Frank.

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

They sure start early in Stepford.

[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Daddy, I saw a man with a naked lady!

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

He's best in bed when the market's up.

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Dave set me loose in Bergdorf's and I went mad!

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Someone tried to pick me up in the lobby of the Plaza.

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

I had to lose it sometime.

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

He never loved me. Sure, he married me because I look great and would make an impression on the other executives, but he NEVER loved me.

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

I feel so guilty. I didn't bake a thing yesterday; it took me so long to get the upstairs floor to shine.

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Hello, Hi-C!

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Why, we're very liberal here! We had the first Chinese restaurant in the county.
And the first women's club!

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

Look, ladies, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm happy (nods) I'm happy. (smiles)

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

I'm out now, ain't I?
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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Is Easy-On really that good?

I can resist anything but temptation. - Wilde

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Am I going insane, Walter? You just keep repeating everything I say!
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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

My kids go to school dressed like ragamuffins.
When are things going to start sparkling around here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!
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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Why, Jo-anna! look at your hand!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Where are the children, Walter?
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[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

"He's really a Stepford Bear. He really knows his way around."

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Look I bleed! Do you bleed!?

That's right, you take it black!

No. You LOOK!
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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

I was just going to make you a cup of fresh-perked coffee.
It's a new blend and very mild.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

If I ever got famous and they asked me to do an Easy-On commercial, not only would I do it! I'd do it for FREE!

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[–] Rand-o 17 years ago

Is it that good?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqQgNZylLw

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Am I game? Am I GAME? Boy! I AM GAME!
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[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

There's this thing they've invented- it's called KNOCKING.

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Oh Joanna! My new dress! How could you do a thing like that? Just when I was going to give you coffee! How could you do a thing like that? I thought we were friends! Just when I was going to... how could you do a thing like that... just when I was going to give you coffee! Oh Joanna... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... friends... coffee... how could you do a thing like that? Like that? Like that? Like that? Friends... friends... friends... how could you do a thing like... friends...

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[–] thirdrow 17 years ago

Bobbieee- it's gotten you now.

[–] Miguel_Cane 17 years ago

Hey, hey, you too! You can't break up a team like us! We're the best thing since Laurel & Hardy!

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[–] brendanchenowith 17 years ago

Then Ed joined that Men's Association - I'll admit it's unfair and sexist, but FRANKLY, ANYTHING that gets him out of the house at night is FINE with me.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.

[–] stephanyjml 17 years ago

I think there's something in the water that turns us into drones, hausfraus...whatever you want to call it.

[–] stephanyjml 17 years ago

Bobby Marco buys a new bra and I've got to buy a new mailbox for the Van Sants.

[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

No- you look!

[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

Is it that good? All I can say is if time is your enemy, make friends with Easy-On. It's so good that if I ever became famous and the Easy-On people asked me to do a commercial, not only would I do it, I'd do it for free.

[–] Miguel_Cane 15 years ago

Holy Cow!

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[–] nvasapper 15 years ago

Don't worry, little Andy or Jenny- I'll kill them before I let them hurt you

[–] tightjeansdude 14 years ago

I think the men are in on it. If I'm wrong I'm insane and if I'm right, it's worse than being wrong.

[–] gosh717 14 years ago

Dude, that's from "Rosemary's Baby".

[–] prettynoose69 11 years ago

Hey! Wrong movie!!

[–] nvasapper 15 years ago

Well, that's why we're moving to Stepford

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[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

Send them over to my place!

[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

Oh, that's why we won the war.

[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

I didn't bake anything yesterday. It took me so long to get the upstairs floor to shine.

[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

Then you get your kids and you get the Hell out of Stepford!

[–] nvasapper 16 years ago

If I'm wrong, I'm insane. And if I'm right, it's worse than if I'm wrong.

[–] a3168atkins 17 years ago

"I'm very fond of you"

To the beanpoles in the magazines, you ain't it Miss Thing! -sir mix-a-lot

[–] numberone_1 17 years ago

"That's Mrs. Frank!"

[–] moonspinner55 17 years ago

"What does 'archaic' mean?"

"Arrrr-chaic? I don't know."

"THINK! When we were at Kit Sundersen's and she was ironing, you knew but she didn't!"

"I did?? Well, I forgot! How about some coffee?"

"It wasn't on the word list..."

[–] SpasticTriscuit 17 years ago

I know I shouldn't say this, but I just love my brownies

[–] nottinghillad 17 years ago

I wanna please him now, and boy, am I ever going to

[–] quinnbj-1 16 years ago

This is all so silly. It's just my head. This is all so silly. It's just my head.

I know we're new to Stepford, but isn't the hospital the other way?

[–] Miguel_Cane 16 years ago

Hmmm.... Walter, we may be new here, but... isn't Stepford Hospital the other way?

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[–] silverkid 15 years ago

I was going to make you some coffee. I was going to make you some coffee. I was going to make you some coffee. I was going to....

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[–] Magic_313 15 years ago

I thought we were friends. I thought we were friends. I thought...

[–] fiatlux-1 15 years ago

"Why...?"

"Because we can."

"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

[–] jhoye 14 years ago

If the Easy On people ever ask me to do a commercial, not only would I do, I'd do it for free!!

[–] Miguel_Cane 14 years ago

Why did we move?

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[–] IFeedPigeons 12 years ago

"WHY??"
"Because we can."

[–] DrinkFromTheSameFountain 12 years ago

"Claude Axehill... he's the one who... s-stutters."

[–] DrinkFromTheSameFountain 12 years ago

"You mean he just came up and put his hands on her boobs?"

[–] Lovetvshows 11 years ago

Walter: Have you ever made love in front of a fireplace?

Joanna: Not with you.

[–] cookiela2001 11 years ago

It's what made this country great, Claud.

[–] anni_boo 9 years ago

(i'm not happy either)