What's the fuss about ? Go watch another movie

Today in Fry's Electronics store, I had the choice between purchasing either,
MANDINGO, for $9.99, or THE VALLEY OF GWANGI, for $14.99.

I purchased THE VALLEY OF GWANGI. It was more fun to watch the yankee cowboys south of the Rio Grande stumbling into a hidden valley surrounded by a wall of mountains then witnessing all those dinosaurs who escaped the Cretaceous Period extinction 65 million years ago. An allosaurus chases after them but they manage to capture it. Seeing big dollar, no, peso signs, the gringo cowboys - who are part of a struggling western circus act trying to earn a profit in Mexico - decide to make the allosaurus the main animal act. Naturally, the allosaurus escapes its cage in the bullfighting arena and proceeds to run amok, devouring a large number of Mexican nationals in the process. They shouldn't have done that because one hundred years later the Mexicans get their revenge by selling the yanqui gringos in Del Norte lots and lots of cocaine and marijuana.

This movie was in my opinion, more fun to watch than some contrived, Deep Old South historical piece about horny white and black people having steamy sex.