Captain Feeney, The Highwayman
If you ask me, the film should have been about Captain Feeney instead of Barry Lyndon.
After the robbery, the movie should have ignored Lyndon and followed the further adventures of Feeney and son.
Mr. Barry, in my profession we hear many such stories. Yours is one of the most intriguing and touching I've heard in many weeks. Nevertheless, I'm afraid I cannot grant your request. But I'll tell you what I will do. I'll allow you to keep those fine pair of boots which in normal circumstances I would have for myself. The next town is only 5 miles away, and I suggest you now start walking.