British inventor builds giant 'fart machine' to fire at France
Life imitates art! Revenge for the frenchy taunt tomorrow.
Colin Furze's huge valveless jet engine will be housed in a specially constructed pair of buttocks and aimed in the general direction of France http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html