Best lines


How would you like me to tell those guys over there that you cry when you c*m.


Fran - I'm pregnant what are you gonna do
Stanley - tell me who the guy is and I'll kill him Fran


The whole conversation between Stanley and Fran is the best part of the movie for me.

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Fran- "Stanley, I'm pregnant. That rubber band didn't work!"

Hilarious

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Stanley and Chico with the birds
Stanley: "You're flying and you look down and what do you see?"
Chico: "I see bird sh*t."
Stanley: "No Chico, you look down and you're over China...China, Chico. You look down and you see Toyko."

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"Stanley...come back ! You got your Sunday clothes on !!!"

"Frannie, do me a favor...take the ring outside and look at it in the dark...see if it cuts glass or something.."

"I EAT Avenue J"

I love Stallone in this.

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"BUY ME DAT RING!"

The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.

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Stallone apparently had some input into the script, and it shows in this scene.

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