Ilsa vs 007


I have always been a Bond fan and I remember watching Ilsa when I was a kid (they let me rent this from Banditio Video at the age of 10)and I always wanted to see Ilsa vs 007. Both being horny cold war types, I think as a spoof it might be hilarious.


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Ah, but Ilsa is pre-cold war. She's a veteran, so she would win! ;-)
They both have a boss whose name starts with an M though. Could Bond's M be the same as Ilsa's Mengele?

But lol @ horny cold war types. You're onto something there.

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Not really... the several Ilsa sequels show the character is timeless... she shows up in Canada during the 1968 Olympics, and also in the middle east during the oil crisis.

There is even an artwork poster of a proposed ILSA movie (it was to be the 5th in the "series") called ILSA MEETS BRUCE LEE IN THE DEVIL'S TRIANGLE! The poster showed Dyanne Thorne in her stock Ilsa pose but in bikini and scuba gear. It is not known if this one made it past the "proposed" stage, but in any event, it was never made.

Ilsa could very well pop up during the 21st century! :-)

(Too bad Dyanne Thorne is now retired.)

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I think they'd both keep at it until they die of old age... or deyhdration. Then again, we never see Jimbo with the same girl twice. This could either be because he doesn't want to hole-punch the same sheet twice, or because he's not all he's cracked up to be, in which case Ilsa'd make him part from his jewels.

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Well, if you gotta go, I'd go at the hands of Ilsa!!

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" Then again, we never see Jimbo with the same girl twice."

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