"You should lose that, uhh, virginity of yours before he gets you."
"I am sure they are religious; they have a very nice house."
or something like that.
I don't remember how the conversation goes exactly, but something to this effect:
"In Italy, they will be very impressed with you because you are Romanian."
Also:
"What about your sister, what does she do all night? I'd love to rape the hell out of her!"
"To think is to say no."
And when Mario says to the youngest sister ''why don't you come over to my cabin?''
and she replies ''what do we do there?''
and he says ''there's plenty of things to do there...''
"Does the heater work in the car?"
shareI'm with Zachy Stardust. :D LOL *shakes head and hides*
"Don't tell me what to do, I'm having fun!" -- Joe Perry
My favourite line has to be the mothers after she just discovered the servant having sex with her youngest daughter, "How dare you put my daughter in such an unfortunate postion!". Brilliant.
shareLMAO. Brilliance, I know. :D Because, as we all know, this is exactly the type of response a deeply caring mother would come up with upon her finding her beloved daughter being raped. XP *pfft*
"Them syreens did this to Pete! They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"
"The count says he only wants virgins. What's he doin' wit' you two hooors?"
"I've no coffin to sleep in! Ze kitchen is full of impure meat!"
share(some of )My favroites:
"we are workers and peasants , we may as well start playing the part"
"Oh, My aren't we developing?!
"What about your sister? What does she do all night? I'd like to rape the hell out of her...I'd treat her real sweet. She'd like that I bet"
"She'll come crawing back to me Just watch"
"You Pig!
"You Bit@#! (slap)" (also favorite scene, for all the wrong reasons)
"Is she?"
"She is"
"He's got alot nerve in this day looking for virgin, Who does he think he is?"
"You are not supposed to have a husband and boyfriend, it isn't right"
"As long as you clean yourself up after each one, It's ok".
"I could feel her blood zeeeping into zzzthe bread!"
I've Seen this film a zillion times, purchased all the various DVD releases and never get tired of it. Will always be my favorite Drac Flick.
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I also like Vittorio de Sica's character line: [HEAVY ITALIAN ACCENT] "Dracula! I thinka I lika dat name. Joos three syllables: DRAH-COO-LAH!"
Also, Dracula, to a girl, before finding out she's not: "Are you a firgin?"
"Klaatu barada nikto"
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This isn't a line, but I always crack up every time he sucked someone's blood and threw up because the girl wasn't a virgin...you almost feel sorry for the guy!
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I love Arno Juerging's ridiculously over-intense performance as his assistant Anton; the way he says the line "how young are you, little girl?" with the music in the background is completely amazing.
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I can't believe no one has said the best line in the whole friggin movie: "To know death, you must *beep* life in the gall bladder."....classic
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