hed be like a coke head with a free supply of coke
he would max out all his credit cards while laughing like a heyena but anytime someone in teh family needed something hed say "CASH ON A BARREL!" while goign out and buying abunch on non needed things on his credit card
But think of what a boon it could be for the local economy (until he declared bankruptcy and the payments stopped):
- The Walnut Grove Salon & Spa, specializing in Tanning and Chest Hair removal
- Lady Jane's Hair Styling for the 1970's wannabe stud trapped in the 1880's
- Gourmet Popcorn Emporium
- Silk Hankies- for the man unafraid to cry in front of his neighbors
he'd go to mcdonalds buy a large fry and say "ill charge this please, thanks!" and walk out eating his fries with that stupid ass grin he had wearing his hat
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