Favorite lines (There's a lot of them!)

Oh, there are so many funny lines in this movie.......many of them I did not understand when I first saw the movie in 1973. I agree with all that has been posted so far. May I add a few more?

While in the woods with Luna, Miles hears a weird noise and asks Luna about "...anything weird and futuristic, like with the head of a crab and the body of a social worker?" Just try to picture that, LMAO!

At the cloning lab, Miles says to the other doctors, "I came to see the nose, I heard it was running."

Again at the lab, Miles points his fake gun at the stolen nose and says, "One more step and your leader gets it between the eyes!"

Again at the lab, the whole song-and-dance ordeal Miles and Luna made over "checking the cell structure!" as they conversed with the computer.

As Miles is being chased by the police, he is trying to lift off the ground with the weird flying machine, he mutters to himself, "god-damned cheap Japanese flying back pack...."

As an NYU graduate, I always enjoy the little NYU jokes he tosses into his movies. In a scene with Luna back at the the abandoned doctor's house, Luna tells him she took a course in oral sex. Miles replies that that was "... a two-point course at NYU!"

I'll think of some more later.

Yeah I thought the bazooka guys were pretty funny.
also, in the beginning when they told him to identify those people how each one was wrong. pretty much the whole movie is quite funny.

The dinner party with his parents.


"Oy vey what will the Goyim say?"

"Shut up and eat your shiska".

Maybe you have to be Jewish to get them.

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As a jew I found that whole scene with those tailor-robots absolutely hilarious. "You're killing me with all this velvet", "Just drop dead, you wanna drop dead?" and then woody complains: "This is terrible, it's too small!" "ehhh... Bring it in, and i'll have it ready in a week."