Shamusjammin'

EXT. IRISH HIGHWAY

An bagpipe plays over a funky beat.

Title card: Shamusjammin'

CLOSE UP on the driver of a horse and buggy.

Title card: Karl Shamus

KARL SHAMUS takes a swig of Irish whisky.

Title Card: Bunny McBowski

INT. IRISH MONASTERY

BUNNY MCBOWSKI opens the large wooden door to reveal KARL SHAMUS.

KARL SHAMUS
Me dispatcher said there may be somethin' a wee bit amiss with your ceble.

BUNNY MCBOWSKI
Ceble?

KARL SHAMUS
I mean, eh, yer inkwell.

BUNNY MCBOWSKI
Oh yes. Ah doon't know what to doo.

KARL SHAMUS
That's why they called me, y'know. I'm a damn wee-diddly expert.

BUNNY MCBOWSKI
It's righ tover there.

REDHAIRED WOMAN walks out of the back room.

BUNNY MCBOWSKI
That's me friend Sherri O'Hanahan. She just ceme over to teke a candlelit bath.

SHERRI O'HANAHAN
Helloo. You must be here to fix the ceble. I mean, the inkwell.

KARL SHAMUS (smiling and winking at the camera)
They're always after me lucky charms.


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