No -- Just Didn't Work
Now before someone jumps all over me, hear me out. If you liked this movie, great! I didn't -- here's why:
Maybe I would've liked this flick more if it wasn't under the guise of a Philip Marlowe story. Anyone who is familiar with the character knows that Eliot Gould was not a good fit. His mumbling approach is the mirror image of the talkative, wise cracking Marlowe from the books and a good number of the films. And yes, I am aware that maybe he was supposed to be asleep for 20 years (though how he kept a cat alive for that long is a puzzle).
Now many will say "this was an updated reinvention of the character". Hey, that's great, I would say, but keep some of the character intact. I recognized little of Marlowe and saw a generic PI in his place. I'm not a purist, but don't give me chicken eggs and call it cavier.
The direction was done with little knowledge of the character and his fictional life. Altman and Gould seemed to have a cursory idea of what the guy was supposed to do and how he should act.
The story. Sigh. The story. It was a classice Chandler set up, sure. The girl, the old guy with or without money. Marlowe gets picked up by the cops, beaten up, etc. But that's it. Nothing else remained. Where was the wit? What about the secondary characters? Did we really care about Terry Lennox?
One more complaint: Marty Augustine. Especially the "take off your clothes" scene. And what was up with that whole Coke bottle business? I mean, I get why he did it, but it was so corny -- a groaner of a moment.
Anyone else feel the same?