Best MST3K lines from 'Godzilla vs. Megalon'

[The Japanese kid rides on a plastic dolphin-toy]
Crow: A technologically-advanced people, hmm?!

-Help me!
Crow: You're in no position to make demands!

Tom Servo: The Japanese are buying up everything!

[Godzilla and Jet Jaguar have their backs towards eachother]
-Don't look at the Ark, Marion!

[Scantily-clad women dance around in white fabrics]
Tom Servo: These Klan meetings have lightened up!

[Pan of Jet Jaguar's smiley face]
Joel: Wait till they get a load of me!

[Stock footage of troops]
Crow: I am going to Berlin and I am going to shoot that son of a @#$%...

Kid: Goodbye, Godzilla!
Joel, Tom, and Crow: Thanks for laying waste to our country!

During two host segments, Joel and the Bots take footage from a chase scene and re-edit it for a fictitious TV show called 'Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy'. In the other host segment, there's a hilarious "english-translation" of Jet Jaguar's theme song.