Is this the worst Hammer/Amicus film ever made?
And now the screaming starts...at least it did when the movie ended and I realised I'd invested 90 minutes of my life in this rubbish.
I have enjoyed (to varying degrees) many of the films of Amicus/Hammer and Roy Ward Baker. I have always found them entertaining with something of interest. This wasn't the case with this movie. In fact I couldn't believe how bad it was. Bear in mind that this was made in the same year as The Exorcist! So allow me to let loose with a barrage of questions that if anyone has answers to I'd be interested in hearing them.
1. Why did Stephanie Beacham see the ghost of a man who hadn't died yet?
2. What did the severed hand do for the previous fifty years (before the film's narrative began)?
3. Was it hiding behind the picture?
4. It appeared to rip through the portrait. If that was the case why wasn't the picture ripped when they went back to it?
5. How does a severed hand (never the most frightening of foes) manage to jump four feet of the ground? Can it float in mid-air?
6. When the maid was strangled by this recalcitrant hand, it appeared to be unreal. Was this the ghost of the severed hand? If so could it switch between a ghost-like state and an ordinary physical state?
7. Why did the curse work? After all the servant wasn't a mystic, or had any links with the, ahem, black arts. Perhaps in those times you just had to state a curse for it to actually work. If that was the case couldn't Herbert Lom have uttered another curse that negated the first?
8. Why did the birthmark look like a piece of cardboard stuck to the side of the servant's face?
9. Why were people constantly in rooms on their own, and/or wandering around the house aimlessly?
10. Why were the 'day for night' shots so awfully edited that the laws of time and space seemed to disappear?
11. Why did the director overuse the quick zoom on Herbert Lom's portrait to suggest a sense of foreboding?
12. Why didn't I use the fast forward button on my DVD player?
Why...why....why....the screaming's about to start again:
Aaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!