Beats the heck out of me. I'm now a 45 year old (straight) man, haven't seen it in at least 30 years, and it still sticks with me. Faded memories of the opening scene with the client makes me chuckle at least twice a year. I think it went something like
Do you have a house?
No.
Get one!
Do you have a wife?
No.
Get one!
I have a girlfriend.
They're not tax deductible.
Here's the really surreal part of the tale. Imagine a long forgotten time. The dinosaurs were dead, but I think there were still Cadillac DeVilles. During the summer the local mall cinema (one screen) would run movies for free one day a week. My mom worked at the Sears store next door, so she would take us kids down for the movie while she worked, then we would hang around the mall until she got off. This was the movie once, although it was called "The Public Eye." Just picture how surreal that is. Taking 8-12 year olds to a cinema, letting them go by themselves, to a grown up movie! Gads, call Child Protective Services!
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