Best line ever

posted 11 years ago by elaterium
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"That's about as useless as tits on a boar"

[–] lou-114 11 years ago

The boar might disagree.

[–] paulr03 9 years ago

There's something might big about you, ma'am...your feet!

[–] Sook-Yongsheng 9 years ago

{saluting Callie with the whiskey bottle}

"To your feet, ma'am -- they're almost as big as your mouth."

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