Mordecai: We're requisitioning your barn, Belding. Any objection?
Lutie: Paint the whole town red for a picnic? Why, that's the damndest thing I ever heard.
Clint: You haven't heard the funny part yet.
Lutie: What's that?
Clint: You're furnishing all the beer and whiskey.
Mrs. Belding: I didn't know how cruel you could be.
Clint: Well, you still don't.
He shot my ear off!!
share"He's got him some snappy duds"
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.share
"Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad."
LOL! Eddie Harris found that out when he got a flying baseball bat to the back of the head.
LOL! Eddie Harris found that out when he got a flying baseball bat to the back of the head.
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.share
Probably both. You disrespect Jobu in any way and bad things are gonna happen.
But Eddie came around - - he later had Jobu in the bullpen with him when he was warming up for the big game.
"You like'em, you save 'em"
shareI like chicken. Fried.
What you're trying to say, Sheriff, is there's no charges.
You're making shorty the Sheriff?
AND the Mayor. Any objections?
Bad ass: A lot faster than you'll ever live to be.
Love this flick?
One of my favorites is when Eastwood orders them to start painting and a townie says something like: "But if we paint everything red, it'll look like hell!"
Then immediately when he's done painting over the Lago town sign, it pans over to the front of it and it reads: HELL
One of my favorite small moments from the film.
Man, I love this film...
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"97-X...Bam....The future of...Rock 'n' Roll."
Preacher: "Oh hello brother Belding, how is Mrs Belding?"
Mr. Belding; "She's chipper as a jaybird, I don't know how she does it.."
Preacher: "She's got the strength of her faith, Brother Belding, praise God the strength of her faith! Too bad about your barn, termites?"
Mr. Belding; "There's nothing wrong with my barn, it's sound as a dollar."
Preacher: "Well how come those two Mexes, are tearin it down?"
Mr. Belding; "What? ... "What the *beep* are you greasy bastards doing to my barn!"
"Mr. Belding: What? ... What the *beep* are you greasy bastards doing to my barn!"
Which then leads to . . .
Mordecai: We're requisitioning your barn, Belding. Any objection?
The Sheriff has some good lines as well.
"Forgive and forget - - that's our motto."
"You won't be wantin' that slab of pie, will ya?"
"I clapped the ol' bracelets on 'em myself."
Brothers "What about our horses? We had 3 good animals"
Warden "What do you think you've been eating for the last 6 months"
"Once we get to Lago you can have the mayors horse,(pause) fried or bbq'd"
"I wonder what took her so long to get angry"
Will you be having dessert tonight?
"I've already made arrangements for that"
"You know, you're gonna look awful silly with that knife sticking up your ass. (Shoots heads of dummys...grabs a beer) "you still here?"
Calle "I mean one honest to god man with a full set of balls"
clint "I want every man in the regimen to have one of these nice rifles"
Gun shop owner "What regimen?"
"The city of Lago Volunteers"
"Never heard of em"
"You ought to, you're in it"
"How long is it going to take you to get everyone out of your hotel"
"What?"
"everybody out...how long is it gonna take?"
"Well I just can't...........where they gonna go?"
"OUT!"
"I sleep just fine maam."
"if you say so mister"
"you care to see for yourself?"
"Well I don't know where you're gonna sleep. Half the hotel is blown up and the only room left is ours.....oh no...you wouldn't"
Clint to Preacher "I ain't your brother"
"Anything else?"
"Best bottle of wine in town"
The Stranger: Don't know the man.
Sheriff: Well, you missed your chance; you killed him yesterday.