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Restrooms at Gargoyle Restaurants (click here for a BAD JOKES)

posted 18 years ago by Smile_U_SOB
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There are usually two restroom doors.

one says: GARBOYS

one says: GARGOILS

okay, here are some more...

Who is their favorite actress?

Teri Gar

Who is their favorite actor?

Peter Goyle

What do they drive?

Gars

What's their favorite movie?

Gar Wars

Well, does anyone have any more?

if you're the salt of the earth, then the earth is a slug

[–] tom_jeffords 18 years ago

What's the Gargoyle's favorite band? Simon and Garfunkel.

Where do Gargoyle's keep their horses? In a garn.

What do French Gargoyle's put on their plates? Garnish.

[–] thetallcool1 18 years ago

What do gargoyles say when they are astonished?

"Garsh!"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

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[–] tom_jeffords 17 years ago

Who do gargoyles worship? Gard

[–] mccainda 16 years ago

Do Gargoyles brush their teeth?

No, but they do GARGLE.

[–] scotbpens 16 years ago

Are there any Jewish Gargoyles? Or are they all Gargoyim?

[–] chopticon74 14 years ago

These are worse than the jokes in a Pac-Man joke book I had in the early '80s.

Anyway, where do the Gargoyle's pet cats play? In the Gar Fields.