Fred got a lot of good ones in. One that I remember was "Polly-Ester! That's you, Esther. Half woman, half parrot."
What are some of your favorites?
I thought I was gonna die! - Roseanne Roseannadanna
The one that sprang to mind after reading your post was Fred saying he was going to use Esther's face to make gorilla cookies.
Watch it, sucka!
That line of Fred's is hilarious!
I thought I was gonna die! - Roseanne Roseannadanna
When Fred told Aunt Esther to leave, and she said, "Gladly. I've had stomach cramps that I enjoyed better than you."
shareEsther: "When I was born, my body was blessed by Mother Nature honey."
Fred: "And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time."
In jail, Esther to Fred, "you better keep sucking on that sucker sucka...and when I pull your chain you bark"
Esther finds a photo of Elizabth, "look there's Elizabeth, she was the prettiest child my mother ever had...Fred, She was the ONLY pretty child your mother had"