Caine the Instigator...
Caine is a passive-aggressive instigator. Nearly all those fights were brought on by him. Why is it everytime he's either camping peacefully by a lake, or taken in nby a nice farm family that have a well in their yard, he suddernly has to go to the most racist, rowdiest bar in town to ask the Asian-hating bartender, "Please. Sir. May I have some...water?" Then a racist cowboy seeths in the background. Then CRASH!BANG!BOOM! All the racists are on the ground squirming in pain. Caine walks away refreshed and satisfied. he does this almost all the time.
Caine isn't thirsty. The man has a sickness.