It's gonna get remade anyway, so let's have some fun with it!
OK, picture this; in the remake, Tom Laughlin should be replaced with Barney the dinosaur! It'll be called, 'Barney Jack'!
I'm working on the theme now: "Go ahead a bite a neighbor, go ahead and eat a friend. Do it in the name of Heaven, you can justify it in the end. Something, something, something, something. Yadda, yadda Judgment day. With the pill of the morning after, one foam dinosaur rides away..."
There won't be a dry seat in the house!
We can also remake the first one as 'Barn Losers'.