I'm shocked. Shocked that a movie I thought I would love (as a Sci-Fi die-hard) invoked so much in intentional laughter.
Understand: I loved 2001: A Space Odessy. The original Planet of the Apes is a classic. I found THX worthy. Even Silent Running has some redeeming qualities. I do not need to be constantly entertained by special effects to enjoy Sci-Fi.
However, "Andromeda Strain" was crap from start to finish. A terribly contrived and predictable plot, which could have been told in a single Twilight Zone episode, instead was stretched out to 2 hours so that we could see the wondrous technological gadgets of the Wildfire facility. By the third floor, I was screaming at the screen, "Please, put me out of my misery! I get it ... The place is secure! It's a pain to get to the bottom floor. Mr. Crichton you are so very clever. GET ON WITH THE STORY NOW, PLEASE!" I found this reminiscent of the directors cut of the original Start Trek motion picture, where we are subjected to 10 minutes of enterprise flybys, just to make sure the audience REALLY gets how cool it is.
The acting was, at times, absolutely groan inducing, particularly any scene involving the politicians back in Washington.
Topped with the maraschino cherry of the cliche "but what-if it happens again!" ending, and you have stereotypical sci-fi schlock.
Yeah, so the movie is dated, and shows its age. So what? It's freaking 37 years old, what do you expect??
You are also experiencing this movie 37 years after it was adapted from a very new and unique, FOR THE TIME, Michael Crichton novel, so of COURSE by now, the idea is "contrived" and "predictable." I remember when it first came out, however, and it was a very exciting movie. Times have changed, and I don't know how old you are, but you're apparently not old enough to realize that. Take the date of the movie into consideration next time you watch something that old, before going into a rant about how "overdone" the scenario has been.
It seems like you came into the movie expecting it to be something and just because it didn't live up to your expectations, you're mad. If you thought from the start that it was going to be another 2001 A Space Odyssey or Silent Running, then I can see why you were disappointed. It's your own fault you were relying so heavily on your own expectations instead of just watching the movie for what it was. It wasn't supposed to be, nor did it promise to be, some special FX heavy eye candy sci fi dazzler. That was your onus.
You're right about the cheesiness, and yes at times the movie does have some very unintentionally humorous moments. That's why I enjoy it so much, myself...it's got some outdated, silly charm to it. What you consider crap, other people consider a worthy entertainment bonus. Oh well, your loss. ;0]~~~~~~
Bad acting is bad acting. Bad directing is bad directing. Bad writing is bad writing. These three are as old as time, and this movie displays them all in spades.
As a fan of many great movies much older than this one, sci-fi and non-sci-fi, I think I have pretty grounded expectations.
Attempting to discrediting my perspective is difficult when you are only guessing as to who I am.
Let's talk about merits. This movie came out within a 5 year radius of:
- The Godfather - A Clockwork Orange - The Sting - Patton - Rocky - The French Connection - 2001 - Cool Hand Luke - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - The Good The Bad and the Ugly
Compare Andromeda to these films in the same "period". All of them had outstanding writing, acting, and directing.
Andromeda was poor, and still is poor, by any measuring stick.
Am I mad at a dumb movie? :-) You assume too much. I just think it's hilarious that so many rate a movie based upon nostalgia instead of its actual merits.
I thoroughly enjoy laughing at the unintentionally hilarious Troll 2, too. But that doesn't mean I gave it a 7!
As for the writing, there STILL hasn't been a drama of hypothetical medicine made to equal TAS. See: Outbreak for a noble, but ultimately lacking, attempt.
Regarding direction, I loved the low-key, docu-drama approach. To do this film as hyper-stylized as 2001, GB&U, or mimic the chiaroscuro compositions of Godfather would be woefully inappropriate. If the director wanted to look anywhere for inspiration, I would have recommended medical training films.
This admittedly sterile approach may not appeal to you, personally. On the other hand, as Hollywood increasingly attempts to disguise content under layers of visual dazzle (see the 2008 remake of TAS for a supreme example), I find re-watching the film quite refreshing. A sort of cinematic "cleansing of the palette". --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My IQ score is 150, and I still can't figure out who killed the chauffeur in "The Big Sleep".
"Bad acting is bad acting. Bad directing is bad directing. Bad writing is bad writing."
Sorry too simplistic and broad. To take you seriously I would need you to be a little more specific about what you find so bad. The actors generally have good resumes and a history of doing some good work prior and after this film. I'm watching it right now and I don't see poor acting.
The tone of the film is meant to be clinical, and unsettlingly so. The soundtrack and directing are constructed to reinforce the idea of clinical detachment, precision and a certain cold bloodedness. The pacing is meant to show how excruciating it is to follow scientific protocol when you want to hurry up and find out what's up. They even address this in the film.
You have a nice list of movies, but comparing them on equal footing is near impossible like comparing apples and oranges. While I enjoyed Burgess Meredith in Rocky, I hope you aren't referencing Stalone's performance as an example of superior acting. Therefore I would like to better understand your criteria for the assessment of bad acting in the Andromeda Strain.
The script is well-crafted, with foreshadowing and back story nicely woven in so as to not derail the story arch. The director has some detractors but reasonable people can disagree. I think his work on the Day the Earth Stood Still, West Side Story, Run Silent Run Deep and even The Sound of Music is excellent, and gives him a history of accomplishment that deserves a more thoughtful discussion beyond painting it with simply "crap."
I did see this film at the theater and my assessment does involve what I thought and knew back then, but that is not nostalgia. I saw all of the movies on your list in the theater and understanding the context of the times and what had come before is important but difficult for things that happened more than 30 years ago, especially if you weren't there.
I must assume that since you liked THX and 2001 the pacing isn't too hard for you, but I make no assumptions about your age or experience. So I'm asking you to be more specific about how you judge bad acting, bad writing and bad directing.
The throw away line that suggests that this film is equal to "I married a Monster" or other movies lampooned on MST3K is a bit harsh. The cinematography alone is far more professional than anything ever shown to Tom, Crow and Joel.
This is still the best film using hard science as the basis for a sci-fi film I have ever seen. The assessment that this film is "contrived and predictable" is most likely from someone who has seen other killer virus films before seeing this one. I can assure you that when I read the book and then saw the film, this was a very fresh, and startling concept.
That's not nostalgia, I just know which came first.
I look forward to hearing a more thoughtful defense of your broad brush condemnation.
I don't know if it was a good or bad movie. I don't know if it was exciting or just dragged a long time. All I know is that I couldn't understand a word coming from anyone's mouth. Something about crystals.
If con is the opposite of pro, wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
Don't worry, billsonbob. I, too, am shocked that this movie has received so much praise, and I am a film historian. This is, without a doubt, one of the most dated films I have ever seen, and I have seen many, many films. You've accurately described why it is of poor quality; the problem is that, unfortunately, most people rate movies based solely on a sense of nostalgia. Objectivity and artistic appreciation tend to play no part in their "assessments," if you can even call them that.
I think the 'speak for yourself' comment refers to the fact that you assume people are are praising the film due to nostalgia. Therefore, you are speaking for others. To make the claim that we only speak for ourselves would imply that nobody ever makes comments/judgement/assumptions about other people to the extent that we are - telling other people about why some other people are doing something. In addition to this, I think that whenever anyone tries to give their opinion added merit 'film historian' it can rub people up the wrong way. Now this is problem for both the person trying to imply that their opinion is more valid (as it speaks of self-important-ness, but equally to the people it rubs up. To be so afflicted by the arrogance/confidence of another probably stems from an insecurity manifest during secondary/high school when those arrogant/confident individuals were often the same individuals that would belittle others. In regards to the film. I found it slow, placing an emphasis on story over character development, dated, and with some questionable camera work. However, along with these flaws, was a film that kept me interested. Whilst lacking the punching power of 2001 (due to the fact that the opening of that film sets up an incredibly grand alt-history concept), TAS starts in a very real way. A previous commenter refers to the films direction as trying to emulate a medical documentary, and I would agree to an extent. The problem here is that we don't care about the scientist until the final third of the film, which is far to late if we are supposed to for e.g car about the guys oxygen running out. I would guess that this was due in some part to the director following the structure/narrative of the book (which I haven't read, but this assertion would make sense, as usually a film starts with either action or character development, not a slow clinical assessment of a mysterious ?crime? scene. Also watching other Crichton films from the 70's there is a similarity in the exposition). The set design was great, sadly effected by peculiar shot choices (the first time in the computer room, and various tracking shots down corridors where at a strange height and angle). The music was great when it arrived, but seemed to only be used for a specific purpose, rather than to emphasise the tension/mystery/danger to the story as a whole, I did miss a continuous score. However the majority of the criticisms of this film are not because the film is bad, but because it is unusual, perhaps because it didn't work and so wasn't replicated, but more likely because the director was attempting a auteurs approach. I applaud the attempt of a sci-fi film to not pander to a hollywood film audience, to instead try to make an intelligent film, that illustrates how the scientists would really work when thrown in the deep end in an ultra-modern research lab. However I am also torn as to whether to give the film 5 of 6 out of 10, it may have been a valiant effort, but it had too many things wrong with it that took me out of the film. Certainly not worse than the Hollywood sci-fi average, and was a darn sight more interesting than Gravity, but also unable to compete with the films that get it right (even those that aren't masterpieces). Still I enjoyed the film, and can understand that people who aren't effected by the camera work, narrative structure and character development could really appreciate the film as achieving it's goal.
a film for research scientist, that would annoy research scientists
While your comment concerning this film is indeed thoughtful, your preface sidesteps an unavoidable fact of life: no one ever truly speaks for another person, ad litem. People may have similar opinions, but such similarity can only be identified once both parties have already spoken for themselves and expressed their individual opinions. Thus, no one person can ever speak for another without first being granted approval by the one being spoken for. Otherwise, such action could only be deemed falsification, or, at best, estimation.
I'm speaking from the point of view of a film scholar. I speak for myself, with academic merit to support my opinions. So, what is the basis for one opinion carrying more weight than another? I had assumed that my education in film studies would cause my opinion to carry more weight than someone who saw this film as a child and labeled it a masterpiece because it was new and different back then. Do you disagree with this assumption? In your comment, you seem to be inferring that my degrees in film studies are irrelevant to my opinions. But, if that is true, shall we then dismiss all forms of institutionalized education as prolonged exercises in futility?
Ok, now I'm not looking to get into a lengthy debate about semantics, and you pretty much answered you're own queries to my comments. For the sake of waisted effort that could be spent watching more films, I'll refer to what you have said. Now just to clarify, there are two points that we are talking about. Firstly, how I interpreted the phrase 'speak for yourself' in relation to your comments about the rating patterns of others. Secondly, the dangers of claiming a closeness to infallibility based upon qualification (degree). To this second point I just want to add that you shouldn't assume that you are nec. more qualified than anybody else you are speaking to unless you have intimate knowledge of education/insight/intellect. For example, I have studied Art, Music, Philosophy, Film & Photography. Anyway, the first point;
While your comment concerning this film is indeed thoughtful, your preface sidesteps an unavoidable fact of life: no one ever truly speaks for another person, ad litem.
Firstly Ad Litem is a legal term that means exactly that, to legally speak for someone else, or on somebodies behalf. However, this is probably a semantic problem. The claim, as I interpreted it, was that you were 'speaking for others' in that you made claims about what other people were saying. Precisely, that;
the problem is that, unfortunately, most people rate movies based solely on a sense of nostalgia. Objectivity and artistic appreciation tend to play no part in their "assessments," if you can even call them that.
Here, you are making claims about other people, that they rate 'nostalgically' and lack 'objectivity and artistic appreciation', the phrase 'speak for yourself' is basically to inform you, not to tell me that I am rating nostalgically, or that I lack objectivity or artistic appreciation.
People may have similar opinions, but such similarity can only be identified once both parties have already spoken for themselves and expressed their individual opinions.
This is all well and good, when talking to somebody in person, where you can cross-examine opinions and motives, but on an IMDB forum? A forum post is not exactly going to reveal everything about a person.
Thus, no one person can ever speak for another without first being granted approval by the one being spoken for. Otherwise, such action could only be deemed falsification, or, at best, estimation.
Here you make the point for me, by claiming that people vote "nostalgically" and lack "objective and artistic appreciation", by "speaking for others", these claims, of yours, are false, or, at best, estimation. In other words, there was no need to say that people vote... because by your own estimation these propositions are usually false. Secondly;
I'm speaking from the point of view of a film scholar.I speak for myself, with academic merit to support my opinions. So, what is the basis for one opinion carrying more weight than another? I had assumed that my education in film studies would cause my opinion to carry more weight than someone who saw this film as a child and labelled it a masterpiece because it was new and different back then. Do you disagree with this assumption?
A film degree teaches you to study a film, understand historical relevance, analyse photography, sound, acting, story, editing etc. You learn words, like 'mise en scene', through which to communicate the language of film, write essays and perhaps make some short films. That's great, it's a fun course. But essentially, film language aside, you essentially train the muscle that reads and analyses film. To claim that somebody else, even a child, may not be better at that, with or without a degree, seems to be short sighted.
In your comment, you seem to be inferring that my degrees in film studies are irrelevant to my opinions. But, if that is true, shall we then dismiss all forms of institutionalized education as prolonged exercises in futility?
Your degree is relevant to you, your opinions, when shared, are all that matter to anybody else, in this sphere for sure. There's no need to try to inflate the importance of your opinions, if they're relevant, and people agree, then they'll read your comments, you don't need a degree in film studies to understand film. As to the usefulness of your degree in the world? Well, maybe you can get a job as film teacher or a film journalist, fun jobs, for sure. But if you're a film scholar, surely you want people to love film, and sure, you want people to love good films, great, recommend some. But one of the greatest things about existence is people's ability to love something, to become impassioned, inspired, and open minded through interacting with something. If this film does that for them then great, maybe you missed something.
I'll close with a para-phrasing of Jean Cocteau. Film can be many things, but at times and in a most wonderful way, film reminds us to be a child. A child sees a magic trick and believes it, a child stands still, mouth agape in wonder at the magic of cinema, film can be awe inspiring, transporting the viewer into an alternate reality. However, this can only be done by the viewer, the child. "I ask of you a little of this childlike simplicity" for it is only in giving up some of ourselves, to suspend dis-belief, that we can find ourselves in a place to be awe struck and again see the magic of cinema. Don't like film criticism/analysis get in the way of that, for you, or others.
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You are a good writer, and you have presented your thoughts well, but I would like to point out that speaking for someone else and making an observation about the preferences of a group of people are two completely different things. I have simply done the latter, here. I do not claim to know why any individual person likes any given movie, until that person has stated such. Instead, I have looked at the broad spectrum of peoples' interest in film, as communicated on these IMDb forums, and I have recognized that most people do not care about mise-en-scène, cinematography, editing, sound design, screenwriting, film form, theory, analysis, history, comparative national cinema, or the economics of the film industry. They have no interest in when filmmaking was invented, no idea of what it takes to tell a story cinematically, and no clue of the average production budget for a modern Hollywood film. Do some research, ask some questions, and you'll find that most people like movies because they remind them of their youth. Even you, in your paraphrasing of Jean Cocteau, make this case. And that has been my case this whole time.
Every Twilight Zone episode and Outer Limits episode for that matter can be stretched to two hours and be a great movie. You don't like the pace, I love the pace. Too each their own, I at least don't feel the need to criticize a movie I don't like or that I deem overrated.
This is one of my favorite movies. Nothing comapres to it for me. Sci-fi films with bigger budgets and A-list stars don't hold up. I think they got it right with the sets,the cast and the story. Since there is a tv remake that means the original will be airing again. Lucky me.Ditto for "The Day the Earth Stood Still".
It's Saks! There's a reason why Winona stole from there.Their stuff is gorgeous!
You're entitled to not like the movie, but you truly don't understand why you don't like it, and although your reactions are no doubt accurate, your assessment of WHY you reacted that way are not.
You are bored by it, plain and simple.
This is because it's not a "blockbuster" full of either big name stars, huge special effects, fast action, quick-cut editing, or hot young chicks. No problem, that's what young people like. But it is as pointless as going to a chicken lover's message board and saying how much better beef is.
Based on your posts here, we can easily determine your age (+/- 2 years), and can see your preferred type of entertainment.
You even giving an opinion on this movie is like asking Lauren Bacall who her favorite WWE wrestler is - not relevant to her experience.
This movie is not relevant to your age, experience, or likes, so why bother commenting?
Well, plus or minus 2 years I'm his age, and I liked the movie, and the novel by the late Micheal Crichton. By the By, I think I know why Bill's on Bob.
If you go far enough to the left or the right, you see the same nuts coming around the other side.
That's cool, my original opinion doesn't work with exceptions like you and me. We ARE exceptions, though. Most people fall into easily predictable bins of behavior.
I've liked all kinds of "mature" material even pre-teen, and always have. I may even have jumped over enjoyment of most "childhood" things, in many cases. Not good or better than any other person, just different.
It's really cool that you're young and like it though, gives us all a little hope.
The OP complains about the bad acting. Uh huh. Arthur Hill was the original George opposite the great Uta Hagen in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? on Broadway. David Wayne was a Tony award winning star and Kate Reid was a Tony and Oscar nominated stage and film actress. Oh yeah, those aren't good credentials at ALL. As Bugs Bunny would say "What a maroon!".
Obviously, any movie that incorporates contemporary science and politics as its central themes, is going to "date" fairly quickly, but nevertheless it remains a remarkably intelligent, patient picture with laudable attention to detail that doesn´t rely on cheap thrills for effect. Also, there are a few cheesy lines here and there, but generally the acting & dialogue are decent and functional at the very least. I don´t really get the people who complain about a film taking its time unfolding as getting immersed in their particular worlds surely must be a big part of the point of watching movies in the first place; it´s a good thing when a picture doesn´t just rush from plot point to plot point and bothers to establish its universe with thoroughness. This one never gets boring.
You're right, it doesn't rush from plot point to plot point - it takes a friggin' hour to just disinfect the cast! And then rips off the ending from Wells' War of the Worlds. I thought the acting was fine, but it was still a snoozefest.
An hour's plot s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d into 130 minutes with more sets than story.
No way! Absolutely no way! Don't get me wrong. I am a big MST3k fan. I have seen every episode of their show. I've also seen ever episode of Cinematic Titanic and I do my best to DL all the RiffTrax that are released. But I'm also a fan of this move. I used to watch it over and over again when I was a little kid (much younger than I am now). I was very interested in the science in the movie and all the postulating about extra terrestrial micro organisms. I recently rewatched this movie and I enjoyed it just as much as I did a decade ago. This movie is a classic for a reason. I could very easily see how someone could hate this movie. I can very easily see how someone could think it's boring and stupid. But, it's a classic and a damn good film weather you like it or not. MST3k style humor is really in it's prime when the film (material, short, clip, what have you) they're watching is of exceedingly poor quality. The worse the movie the better. This move pulls an average rating or a 7 and an 8 on most sites that feature ratings. MST3k movies are almost always rated at a 2 or a 3. No where near the standard. So, no. You're just plain wrong. Not even close. Sorry.