Time Travelers
I was watching this with the GF, and I suddenly made a comment which caused her to look at me as if I were on acid, which I wasn't. Never have been, actually.
I said, "I wonder if one percent of the people there were time travelers? That would mean, um, three to five thousand time travelers at Woodstock."
So yeah, she looked at me for a moment, but then I asked her, "If you had a time machine, wouldn't you go to Woodstock?"
She nodded, and we agreed that a few thousand time travelers, with a bit of historic training to blend in, could have gone unnoticed at Woodstock. Now, this doesn't mean they were definitely there, but hey.
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- Jon Stewart