Okay, everyone, chill! First off this is just a hypothetical question. I also loved the movie when it came out, my parents took me to see it, (part of a Christmas present, 1970--I was 13 and couldn't get in by myself, it was "R" and the theatres were more strict in those days. I believe that it shouldn't be remade, because it was just right the way it was. However, if they did, this is what the cast should be...and certain aspects have been changed a little bit...
Hawkeye Paul Rudd Smart charmer equally sarcastic/sweet but lovable
Trapper Vince Vaughn Earthy, tough, and funny, very loyal good friend
Duke Luke Wilson Southerner a little misguided, but ultimately has good intentions And Duke should also have a bigger part this time!
Frank Burns Ray Liotta (Yes Burns should be a little more hot, and more of a villan, going more against our heroes) The "fight scene" between him and Hawkeye should be a little more intense,
Hotlips - Leslie Mann She should be tougher, not crumble when they guys make fun of her, After all, she is the head nurse!
Lt Dish - Anna Faris She should not just be an object of desire, but a good nurse
Col Blake - Steve Carell (Yeah, he should still be clueless, but a nice person!)
Radar - Christopher Mintz-Plasse Young man, just inducted into Army, a little bit naive/homesick,but a smart computer techie.
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evbatboy
15 years ago
demitri martin is the only person besides jaimie farr that should be playing klinger.
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