LOL!
"Author! AUTHOR!"
"You forgot your shingle, Doctor." [looks around mystifiedly at "ewww"]
"Well, what's the matter with HER today?"
"... urine samples will be required from all ... disregard last transmission."
"Oh, I'm sorry, Sir."
"Racist."
"If this guy knew the clowns who are operating on him, I think he'd faint."
"I think he has."
'Capt. Ezekiel Bradbury 'Me Lay' Marston IV'