The Legend of Zelda: Bad Breath of the Wild Bunch

The Wide Bunch

MINOR SPOILERS FOR THESE WILD GUYS

-this is a 2 and a half hour western movie film
-it's about a group of bastards going round robbing everyone's shit
-who are being chased by a man with a mustache
-directed by sam peckinpah
-so the wide bunch try to steal some weapons
-and then sell the weapons
-and they also are all womanisers
-very misogynistic!
-the dialogue is pretty good
-and on an unrelated note not a single woman has a line of dialogue
-anyway so these bastards are kinda likeable
-they have a sense of honour beneath the tough exterior
-but they are still bad guys
-the good guys are lead but a former wide boy
-the one with the mustache
-interesting character though he doesn;t talk much
-and when he does he just insults his team
-i wish the marvel infinite money wars films had such leadership
-i would like to hear captain marvel america call iron man a "yellow liver'd black hearted coward!"
-anyway so the "really bad guys" are a bunch of bloody mexicans
-who woulda thought
-but its not done in a racialist way
-cos all the characters are bad
-but have a sense of honour
-and the more mean they are the more they wish they were still children(?)
-thats one of the lines of dialogue anyway
-spoken by a true man
-not a woman as the only noises that come out of the females character's mouths are screams and a general sense of moaning
-i found it very sexist
-so i thought id make a complaint
-but the people who made the film only went and bloody died didn;t they
-sexist pigs!
-oh well in that case i suppose the only place i can complain is online
-but there doesnt seem to be an authorised governing authority online (?)
-doesn't stop the rest of you morons trying though does it
-hahaha just a bit of humour haha just trying to lighten the mood
-anyway there's loads of tits in this film
-its pretty good
-the film that is
-not the tits silly! you see i dont like that sort of thing
-im not saying im a homosexual man
-i just hate misogynists and tits
-you know what movie films dont have misogynists and tits?
-captain marvel america ones
-they just have strong powerful women who can take on any man
-well with the help of supernatural powers and a highly specialised writing team
-and even then they're pretty shit
-the only interesting characters are the bad guys like loki and thanos
-huh a bit like how most of the interesting wide bunch guys are bad guys
-and male

8/10