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Things I learned from watching The Italian Job

posted 11 years ago by FullLoader
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- After you have dumped your recently deceased villains car down a cliff, make sure you step on his sunglasses
- If you want an alibi for the person who has been looking after your car for 2 years (while you've been in prison) say that you've been to India shooting tigers (with a machine gun).
- You can still get beaten up even if you don't have any trousers on
- Throwing a bicycle into an electrical facility can cause the whole of Turin to have a power-cut
- Charlie knows how to spell 'big'
- If you come face to face with a mafia boss in the Alps, threaten his fellow people in England and he will drive away (and his gang will magically disappear)
- When your girlfriend is hitting you, a big teddy bear is a good defence weapon
- If you want to try and get a brainy professor to join your plan, tempt him with big girls
- According to Mr Bridger, a lavatory is a sacred place to some Englishman
- If you toilet gets broken into, make sure you send some people to the culprits house in order to give him "a good going-over"

[–] nykm 11 years ago

11. A Mini weigh 630 kgs can carry 1 ton of gold, plus 2 grown man, while doing numerous acrobatic stunts with minimum ease. Probably should have get a Mini.

[–] Eels14 11 years ago

12. You're only allowed to cheat on your girlfriend if she organizes it.
13. Italians are the foreigners even when you're an Englishmen in Italy.
14. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

[–] Rueiro 11 years ago

In the continent they drive "on the wrong side of the road"