WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE (End spoilers)
Just watched this on the "Cult-Classics Collection" that I bought at Wal-Mart.
The D.A: Nah, bro! Tear that resignation letter up, you lucky devil! We'll just keep this between us. This pic is sexy, though. Can I keep it? Thanks. I'll leave it next to my desk. By the way, how was that young tail anyways?
The wife: (Grins) Gosh, our bridge nights sure must be boring for you to be nailing jailbait, George! Hey, I have an idea. Let's start letting all the teens party in the basement with their hippy music and whatnot. Just try not to trip over your old man boner.
Of course this is 1969 we're talking about, not 2013. So maybe I'm wrong...